In homage to David Letterman's Top 10 list back in the day, here's my personal
TOP 10 Reason's Why This Guy Licked a Couple's Door Bell FOR THREE HOURS!
10-The Door Bell tastes good?
9- He wants to introduce himself in an unforgettable manor?
9- He's been drinking liquor?
8 - He didn't have anything else to do after getting fired from him pizza delivery job?
7- He's trying to develop a new high tech way to replace the iPhone thumb print id system?
6- He figured it was an easy way to get a million web hits?
5 -He's trying to show exactly how many licks it takes to reach the center of a tootsie roll pop.
4- He's licking in his sleep!
3- He's working for the Ring door bell company to bring attention to their product
1- Ring Door bells actually taste REALLY good!